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Ready
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kar do delete :D
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Ready
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kar do delete :D
Only few caring hearts can easily identify
some little lies in ur smile & some more
truth in ur tears...
Never let them go from ur life !!!
some little lies in ur smile & some more
truth in ur tears...
Never let them go from ur life !!!
Doctor : Aap k shohar ko mukamal sunkoon ki
zarurat hai
Ye neend ki goliyan hain
Biwi : ye main inhain kis waqt don ?
Doctor : ye aap nay khani hain .
zarurat hai
Ye neend ki goliyan hain
Biwi : ye main inhain kis waqt don ?
Doctor : ye aap nay khani hain .
Jantay ho
raat main
sab say ziada
mazza
kab aata hai ?
jab kisi sotay hoay ko jata kar pocha jaye
k
Array so rahay ho kia ?
raat main
sab say ziada
mazza
kab aata hai ?
jab kisi sotay hoay ko jata kar pocha jaye
k
Array so rahay ho kia ?
*Breaking News*
ab aap is sms k zarye
apnay mobile per 'star one'
bilkul free dekh sakte hain
wo b 24 hours
ab aap is sms k zarye
apnay mobile per 'star one'
bilkul free dekh sakte hain
wo b 24 hours
*1
Gabar : kitnay admi thay ?
Samba : sarkar 2
Gabar : Mujhay ginti nahi aati ,
2 kitnay hotay hain ?
Samba : sarkat 2 , 1 k baad aata hai
Gabar : aur 2 k pehlay ?
Samba : 2 k pehlay 1 aata hai
Gabar : tou beech main kaun aata hai ?
Samba : koi nahi
Gabar : to phir dono ek sath kyun nahi aatay?
Samba : 1 k baad he 2 aa sakta hai kyun k 2 ,
1 say bara hai
Gabar : 2 , 1 say kitna bara hai ?
Samba : 2 , 1 say 1 bara hai
Gabar : agar 2 , 1 say 1 bara hai to 1 say 1
kitna bara hai ?
Samba : sarkar mujhay goli maar day
Faslon nay dil ki qurbat ko barha diya hai
Aaj us ki yaad nay be-sabab rula diya hai
Us ko shikwa hai k mujhe us ki yaad nahi aati
Hum nay jis ki yaad main khud ko bhula diya hai
Ek aadmi nay tang aa k kaha
" Is zindagi say to mout achi hai "
Ek dam farishta aaya
Or kehnay laga
Main tuko
Lenay aaya hon
Aadmi : Lo abb insan mazak
bhi nahi kar sakta.
Hanstay raho aap hazaron k beech main
Jesay hanstay hain phool baharon k beech main
Roshan hon aap dunya main is tarah
Jesay hota hai chand sitaron k beech main
Na thi jisko hamray pyar ki kadar
Itefak say usi ko chah rahay thay hum
Usi diye nay jalaya hamray hathon ko
Jis ko hawa say bacha rahay thay hum
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* . * . *
* . * . *
*.-- Good Morning --.*
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Hamesha Muskuratay Raho
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In Stars Ki Tarah
*.__.*"*.__.*"*.__.*
Uss Ko Chaha
To
Mohabbat ki
Samajh Aai...
Warna
Iss Lafz Ki
Sirf
Tareef Suna
Kartay Thay ..!
Toot jatay hain bikhar jatay hain
Kaanch k ghar main muqadar apnay
Ajnabi to sada pyar say miltay hain
Bhool jatay hain to aksar apnay
Jo
Shakhs
Sajdon Main
Rota
Hai
Ussay
Taqdeer Par
Rona
Nahi Parta
(Hazrat Ali)
Shakhs
Sajdon Main
Rota
Hai
Ussay
Taqdeer Par
Rona
Nahi Parta
(Hazrat Ali)
Some people dont know
How important their presense is
How good it feels 2 have them arround
How comforting their word are
And
How satisfying is the every thougt
that they exist
They wont know , unless v tell them
I m telling u now , U r valued :)
Hum na badlain gey waqt ki ratar k sath
Hum jab bhi milain gey andaz purana he hoga
Har dum karon yaad tujhay duaon main
Tu sada khush rahay mohabbat ki chaon main
Izat ho teri sab ki nigahon main
koi ghum na milay tujhay zindagi ki rahon main
Hum dosti nibhana jantay hain
Zakham chahey jitna hi gehra ho
Hum marham lagana jantay hain
Hum ko bhulanay ki koshish na karna
Kyun kay
Hum galla dabana bhi jantay hain
Sardar math k paper main dance kar raha tha
Kisi nay pocha
Ye kya kar rahay ho sardar ji
Sardar
Yaar meray dost nay kaha tha k
Her step k number hotay hain .
Wife : aji main agar gum ho gai to
tum kya karo gey ?
Husband:
Its the time to disco
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Kon dhunday ga tujh ko
Kabhi na milay tu mujh ko ...
Aaj to bohat khush ho gey aap ?
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Kyun k , barish jo ho rahi hai
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Aur barish main to
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Sabhi
Mendak khush hotay hain [:P]
Sms karnay k fayeday
1- Mobile ko zang nahi lagta
2- Typing improve hoti hai
3- Aap jesa dost khush rahega
4- Contact bana rahay ga
5- Aap ko koi kanjoos nahi kahe ga ...!!!
Mumkin jo agar hota , hum tum ko bhula detay ...
Yaadon ko kafan day kar bay waqt sula detay ...
Tanhai main jee letay , tum ko na saza detay ...
Is dil say teray dil tak , deewar utha detay ...
Mumkin jo agar hota , hum tum ko bhula detay ...
Lady : doctor meray lips pay
infection ho gya hai
Doctor : kiss kitni baar karti ho ?
Laday : saal main aik baar
Doctor : infection nahi "zang" lag gya hai
Doctor : Sardar ji aap k gurday
fail ho gaye hain
Sardar : Ha Ha Ha
Wht a joke
"meray gurday to kabhi school gaye he nahi " ;)
I
am
not decent
I
am
not good
I
am
Stupid
I
am
Mental
I
am
Idiot
Aisa kyun sochte ho
Tum jaisay bhi ho meray dost ho yaar.
Tum say bohat kuch kehna hai magar
Kabhi tum nahi miltay , to kabhi alfaz nahi miltay
Ek nai dunya basana chahta hon magar
Kabhi neend nahi aati to kabhi khwab nahi miltay
Ye dooriyan to mita don main ek pal main magar
Kabhi kadam nahi chaltay to kabhi raaste nahi miltay
Ye kya k har dum kisi ki minatain karna ,
Kya is ko kehtay hain mohabbat karna ,
Jo qismat main hai milay ga wohi,
To kis baat pay phir RAB say shikyat karna ,
Ye pagal pan nahi to or kya hai ,
Zameen k ho kar aasman say baghawat karna,
Bas us ko yaad karna or rona raat bhar,
K kab choray ga ye dil aisi harkatain karna,
Bohat kar chuka pyar ye dil sab say,
Ab koi sikhaye mujh ko bhi naffrat karna .......
1 chuhaa sharab k drum main gira or must ho k nikla
or soi hoi bili k mooh pay dum maar k bola
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Billo Rani kaho to abhi jaan day don .:P
"Good Morning"
"Just 4 U"
"Must 4 U"
"First 4 U"
"Nothing 2 Wish"
"Nothin 2 Say"
"Always b Happy"
"Its my Pray"
* Have A Nice Day *
No special eye to c u ...
no special words 2 say u ...
no special thing to give u ...
But a special gift is always
for u ... and that is
" My Prayers"
Zoq-e-janon ko had say guzar janay do
Wo samaitnay aaye ga humain bikhar janay do
Abhi dastaras main hon to ehsas nahi us ko
ro ro kay pukaray ga humain mar janay do
Do u know boyz left hand or girls right hand
main watch kyun pehantay hain ?
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Guess ?
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Socho
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Simple
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Time dekhnay kay liye .
Wo kya cheez hai jo bivi apnay
husband ko sahi umar nahi deti ?
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Guess?
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Guess?
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Sukoooooooon !!
Uss ka rukh-e-mehtab uss k jazbat choom lon,
Jo bas chalay to uss ki har baat choom lon ,
Choo jaye agar uss k chehray ko barish ki bond,
Wo bond kya , barish kya mosam-e-brsat choom lon,
Aa jaye jo kabhi wo khwab main bhool k agar,
Wo khwab kya , wo neend kya wo raat choom lon,
Mujhay kuch nahi chahiye bas khali hath pay,
Tu rakh day apna hath main wo hath choom lon ...
Fakeer: Baji ALLAH kay naam per
paisay day do
Aurat: sharam nahi ati road per bheek
mangtay ho
Fakeer: To kya teray 1 rupay k liye office
kholon kya ?
Thukra ka mohabbat meri kahan janay ka irada hai
Mujhay zindagi kay kis mor per lanay ka irada hai
Ye jo ab khafa khafa say rehnay lagay ho
Ye pyar ka urooj hai ya chor k janay ka irada hai
Jatay jatay ye to bata jao aay dost
Meray pyar main kami thi ya kisi or say dosti ka irada hai
Meray baad meri yaad aaye to mur k na dekhna ay dost
Kyun k teray baad mera bhi is dunya
ko chor kay jana ka irada hai.
Zabt-e-Ghum is qadar asan nahi 'FARAZ'
Aag hotay hain wo aanso jo piye jate hain.
Jab ghar say jate waqt parho to 70,000 Farishtay
har taraf say aapki hifazat karain gey.
Jab ghar main dakhil hotay waqt parho to aap
kay ghar say mohtaji (ghurbat) dor ho jayegi.
Jab wazoo k baad parho to aap kay 70 darjay buland
Hon gey.
Agar raat ko sotay waqt parho to 1 farishta sari raat
aap ki hifazat karay ga.
Agar farz namaz k baad parho to marnay k baad aap
ka ek paon zameen per or dosra jannat main hoga.
Fwd as Sadqa-e-jariya..
Ek chehra jo meray khawab saja deta hai
Mujh ko meray he khayalon main sada deta hai
Wo mera kon hai maloom nahi hai lekin
Jab bhi milta hai to pehlu main jaga deta hai
Main jon ander say kabhi toot k bikhron
To wohi mujh ko chahnay kay liye haat barha deta hai
Main jo tanha kabhi chupkay say bhi rona chahon
To dil kay darwazay ki zanjeer hila deta hai
Us ki qurbat main hai kya baat najaney yaro
Ek lamhay kay liye sadiyon ko bhula deta hai ...
Har kisi say jo hum nay wafa ki
Bus yehi zindagi main khata ki
chahaton ka hajoom main tanhai
Mujh ko doston ney he ata ki
Soz e dil yunhi nahi mila hum ko
Bari qeemat thi is ki jo ada ki
Jo hamara na ho saka hum nay
Us kay wastay he dua ki.....
Good Morning ...
Aaj ki khas khabron k sath
main hon aap ka dost .... ;)
Sab say pehlay Headlines:
I am missing u alot
&
Have a nice day
Aur abb tafseel:
Aaj bhi rozana ki tarah sms
ki barish jari rahay gi
Call anay ka bhi imkan hai
miss call ka badal bhi kafi mobile
per chaye rahain gay
pur din baar baar vibration k jhatkay bhi
lagtay rahin gey
Mazeed khabron k liye dekhte rahain
"Sms News"
Roz na sahi kisi din yaad kar lena,
"Kay hum dost hain"
Kabhi neend na aaye to humain bhi jaga lena,
"Kay hum dost hain"
Kabhi bhi kuch bhi kehna ho to bila jhijak kehna,
"Kay hum dost hain"
Agar kabhi kuch dena chaho to humain apnay ghum dena,
"kay hun dost hain"
Agar jo na kehna chaho to kabhi alvida na kehna,
"Kay hum dost hain."
Life Means...
6 friends , 2 bikes , but no petrol !
Life Means...
Exam night , 6 duffers & no notes !
Life Means...
Sitting on c-view , 6 smokers & one cigaratte !
Life Means...
Freezing Night, 6 pals & 1 cold drink !
Life Means...
One guy , 6 girls & no credit !
Life Means...
Principal's class , 6 bunkers & 1car !
Life Means...
Everything stupid but something sensible
Like Friendship !!!
Suno ...!
Hum so na paen gey ,
Kabhi khush ho na paen gey ,
Judai maar dalay gi ,
Suno...!
Ye dil tumhara hai ,
Na tum bin abb guzara hai ,
Suno...!
Kuch waqt do hum ko ,
Bana lein dost is ghum ko ,
Humain maloom hai aakhir ,
'Judai Maar Dalay Gi'
'Judai Maar Dalay Gi'
*Kuch hain doorian kuch hain faaslay ...
*Kia yahi Hain Mohabbat kay zaabtay...
*Kuch dil hai thora udas udas...
*Kuch Veeran Veeran say hain raastay ...
*Kuch hum ko bhi apni khabar nahi ...
*Kuch tum say bhi nahi hain raabtay ...
*Agar humain mangnay ka haq hota tou ...
*Hum tum say tumhi ko maangtay ...!
Lab sil jatay hain jab tum samnay
aatay ho ,
Dil dharkta hai jab nazrein milatay ho ,
Saans ruk jati hai jab muskuraty ho,
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Bhoot ho kia ?
Itna Kyun Daratay Ho ...??
Degrees of girls!
B.A
Beautiful Angel
B.E
Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc
Beautiful Structure Contain
B.L
Beautiful Lips
MBA
Marrid But Atractive
MBBS
Much Beautiful But Stupid.
B.Com
Basically Confidence of Mohabbat
B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active
L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal BOy
P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream Girl
Phir teri yaad aai barish ko dekh kar
Dil per zor na raha apni be'basi dekh kar
Roya is qadar teri yaad main aay dost
Kay barish bhi tham gayi meri barish dekh kar ...
Tujhay apnay hathon ki lakeeron main na basaya to
Phir Kehna!
Aa kay tujhe teray khwabon main na sataya to
Phir Kehna!
Teri sochon main guzar jati hai sati raat
zindagi bhar tujhay raation ko na jagaya to
Phir Kehna!
Dhondtay phiro gey har jaga tum humko
Apnay ishq main tujhay pagal na banaya to
Phir Kehna!
Sardar! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay
jis mein haddi nahi hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...:P
1st sardar:I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai...
2nd sardar:Main ja raha hon...
1st sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de....
Sardaar ne ek chotay kad ki larki se shadi ki:
Kisi ne poocha tum ne aisa kyun kia.
Sardar: Meray baap ne kaha k
museebat jinni nikki hovay unna changa.
1st sardar:oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?
Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.
.*"Always"*.
Welcome a New
Day with A
.*"Smile"*.
On Your
.*"Lips"*.
.*"."* Good *"."*.
.*"Thoughts"*.
In Your
.*"."* Mind *"."*.
And You Will
.*"."* Always *"."*.
Have A Wounderful
"*"DAY"*"
:) Good Morning
Kyun chup k mohabbat karte ho ,
Sung chalne ka dam bharte ho ,
Jo shikway gilay hain keh dalo ,
Kyun bat khulne se darte ho ,
Usay bhol jao jo guzar gya ,
Kyun khud se itna larte ho ,
Mujhe bhi khud main shamil kar lo,
Kyun tanha aag main jalte ho,
Befikar ho jao ye jaan lo
Tum meray dil main basate ho ..!!
"LUCKNOW" Me 2 Bachey
Aapas Me Larr Rahe Thy ...
1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane'n Gy Tou Hum
Aap k Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat Pesh Kare'n Gy
2nd: Tou Hum Aap k Rukhsar-e-Mubarak
Pe Aisa Tamaancha Baja Laye'n Gy
k Gaal Gulaab Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne Lagy Ga ..
Husband & Wife Main
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AARAHI HON,
MERA UN SE JHAGRA HO GAYA"
Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ...
Ustad: Agr Mr Tmhre Walid Ko
500Rs Dun
Unko 200 Ki
Zrurt Ho To
Kitne Waps MiLJaenge?
Studnt: 1 bhi Nh
Ustad: Hisab Nahi Janty
Studnt: Ap Mre Bap Ko Nahi Janty :P
Socha tha is bar unko bhol jayen gy.
Dekh kar bhi undekha kar jayen gy.
Par jab jab samne aya chehra unka.
Socha bs ab dekh lein phir bhol jayen gy.
Teacher: Batain
KHUSH FEHMI
Kia Hoti Hay ?
Student: Sir Peeche Dekhain
Miss Ap ko Bula Rhi Hain
Sir Ne Dekha Tou Koi Nhi Tha
Studnt: Sir ye cheezKHUSH FEHMI hay.
kabhi jo ehsaas ho tumko ,
kay tum acha nahi kartay ,
jo mujh ko yun rulatay ho ,
lahu mera jalatay ho ,
agar is aag main jal kar ,
main ik din raakh ho jaon,
mujhay dil say bhula dena ,
samandar main baha dena ,
magar ye yaad rakhna tum ,
Khuda say yeh dua karna ,
kay jo acha lagay tumko
wo tum jaisa kabhi na ho ...!
Ab agar aao to janay kay liye mat aana ,
sif ehsaan jatanay kay liye mat aana,
main nay palkon paya tamanaein saja rakhi hain ,
dil main umeed ki so shamein jala rakhi hain ,
yeh haseen shamey bhujanay kay liye mat aana ,
ab agar aao to janay kay liye mat aana ,
pyar ki aag main zanjeerain pighal sakti hain,
chahnay walon ki takdeerain badal sakti hain ,
tum ho be-bas yeh batanay kay liye mat aana,
abb agar aao to janay kay liye mat aana .
Hansata tha mujh ko to phir rula bhi deta tha ,
kar kay wo mujh say aksar waday bhula bhi deta tha ,
bewafa tha bohat magar acha lagta tha dil ko ,
kabhi kabar baatain mohabbat ki suna bhi deta tha ,
than leta tha haath mera kabhi yunhi khud ,
kabhi hath apna meray hath say chura bhi leta tha ,
kabhi be-waqt chala aata tha milnay ko ,
kabhi qeemti pal mohabbat k ganwa deta tha ,
ajab dhoop chaon ga mizaj tha uska "Faraz"
mohabbat bhi karta tha nazron say gira bhi deta tha .
Aaj phir meri yaadon say usnay ghar ko sajaya hoga,
meri tasveer ko dewaar par usnay lagaya hoga,
najanay kitni baar rait pay likha hoga mera naam usnay,
har baar kisi lehar nay aa kar usay mitaya hoga,
Aay hawa tu ja kay us k ghar say meri yaadain samait lay,
kya pata aaj phir yaadon nay ussay rulaya hoga ...!
CONGRATS.
Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces.... :))
Urdu Poetry Sms
Muddat se door the hum aur wo...
Ek zamane k bad milna acha laga...
Saghar se gehri lagi un ki aankhien...
Tairna to aata tha hume par doobna acha laga...
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Kisi koi mere yaad aaye ek arsa howa...
Koi hai heraan to koi hai tarsa howa...
Is tarha khamosh hai ye dil ye aankhien mere...
Jaise khamosh ho koi badal barsa howa...
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Aa dekh dil ki nagrii hai uddas tere bin...
Bujhti nahi hai aankhoon ki pyas tere bin...
Zindagi mien to aansoon k sailaab hien...
Karoon kaise khushiyoon ki talash tere bin...
Funny Urdu Sms
Patient: Mujhay beemari hai
Na khaon to bhook lagti hai
Na soun to neend aati hai
Aur agar ziada kaam karon to thak jata hon
Doctor: Sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gey :P
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Baap:
Beta Shadi Ke Din Susraal Wale
Ghari Dain To Suit Maang Lena,
Bike Dain To Car Maang Lena,
Shop Dain To Ghar.. !!
Beta:
Dady Larki Dain To Uski Maa Maang Loon?? ;-)
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Faraz Shayeri
Chahon to ek nigah main khareed lon usko "Faraz"
jis ko naaz hai bohat kay bikta nahi hon main ...
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kabhi socha he nahin apni zaat k mutallik "FARAZ"....
socha hota to aj hum yoon tanha na hotey...!
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Jab Wo Mujh Sey Chuph Kar Roi Tou Yeh Baat Khulli "Faraz"
Kehney Ko Hum Aik Hain Laikin Dukh Apna Apna Hai........!
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Parde to Hosh Walon se Kiye jate hain "FARAZ"
Be-Naqaab Chale aao...Hum Nashe Main hain..!
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Apni naakami ka ik yeh bhi sabeb hy "Faraz"
Cheez jo maanghty hain sub sy juda maanghty hain
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Kuch is liye bhi tum say mohabbat hay mujh ko "Faraz"...
mera to koi nahi hay, tumhara to koi ho..
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Mujh say kehti hay teray sath rahungi sada "Faraz"
bohat pyar karti hay muhj say udasi meri....
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Uss k hath mein tootay hue sheeshay ki tarah hon "Faraz"
Itna hi bohat hay k woh bikharne nahi deta
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KiTne gharuR mEin hain w0h mUjhe Tanha ch0r k "Faraz"
Unhain maluM nahi mere aansU mujhe Tanha h0ne Nahi detay..
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Barishain Hoti Hi Jati Hain Mere Shehar Main "Faraz"
Kabhi Dhoop Niklay Tou Apne Aansu Hi Sukha Loon.. !!
Funny Text Messages
"Ek Larki Ki Dua"
Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei'n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei'n Dua Doongi
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Biwi Shohar Se"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"Shohar:"Mene Tumhei'n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda Larkio'n Main Koi Dil-chaspi Nahi ..
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Heer : Main Tumhary Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...
Raanjha : Tou MainKon Sa HBL Main Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...
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Aik Boy Se Kisi NePucha:Jawani Aur Budhapay
Me FArq Btao ?
Boy Replied:
Jawani Me Mobile Me
Larkiyon K Numbrz
Hoty Hain Aur
Budhapay Me Doctors K....
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Larki Jan 18 SaLKi Hoti hA t0 usY
Kis Cheez Ki
Zarorat Hoti hA?
Nai Pta?
Kasam Se Nai Pta?
t0 pHir Sun'N.I.C' CarD Ki
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Nikah Ke Waqt Molvi Ne Mehmano Se Pucha
Kisi Ko Iss Shadi Pe Aitraaz To Nahi H?
1 Shakhs Bola:Muje He
Molvi:Tum Chup Raho Tum Doolhe Ho
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"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy
12 Aaney Package
Apne Un "Jazz"
Safeen k Liye Jinho'n Ny 1st October 2008 Sy
Apni "Telenor" Sim Istimal Nahi Ki,
Foran "Warid" Ka 100 Rs
Wala Recharge Kro Aur Sab Keh Do ...
Mazeed Tafsilat K Liye
Apne"Ptcl" Sy Dial Kare'n
0900 78601
Telefun Telefun
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TeACheR: 'KiSSeS'
kO SeNteNce
MeIn Es tArAhIstAmAL kArO K
WoRd bHi nA aEaUr MeAniNg
AjAe?
StudEnT: aj SuBhA
SuBhA BegUm Se BoHAt MuNh MaRi hOi
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BaRaY ZaLiM HaIn eS sHeHeR K LoGPaPpU, , , , , ,
SiM BadAL K KehTaY HaIn PeHcHaN kOn???..
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Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.
Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.
Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar
Shayeri Text Messages
- Teri Hasti se Teri Zaa tse Khushbu Aaye,,,
Tu Jo Boly ToU Teri Baat se Khushbu Aaye,,,
Tujhko Dekhon To Meri Aankh Mehak Sii Jaye,,,
Tujhko Sochon To Khyalaat Se Khushbu Aae,,,
Tu Chambeli Hai,,,Nargis Hai,,,K Raat ki Rani,,,
Tujhko Chuloo To MaryHaath Se Khushbu Aaye.
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- Aaj Tak Jo HUM TUM Se Keh Na Sake
Aaj WAZAHAT SeIQRAR Kerte Hyn
Jisey Tum ROZ DekhtyHo AAENEY Mein
Us Se HUM Be-Panah PYAAR Kerty Hyn ...
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- Mausam badalte hain rut guzar jaane se,
pyar badalta nahi mausam ke jaane se,
dharkan ban ke rehti hai wafa dil main,
fasale kum hote hani dilon ke mil jaane se
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- Sab kuch hotay hoey bhi ek teri kami si hai
dil main hai khushi lekin aankhon main nami si hai
dil ki baat ko zubaan pay la kar aaj ye jatlaon ga
teray baghair meri zindagi adhori si hai
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- kitni wabasta hai taskeen tere naam k sath
neend kanton pe bhi aa jati hai aaram k sath
aur jis nam se berh jati hai betabiye dil
dil ko taskeen bhi hoti hai usi nam k sath
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- Kitni Sachai Se Zindagi Ne Keh Dia
Tu nahi Mera To Koi Aur Ho Jaye Ga
Rooth Jana To Mohabbat Ki Alaamat Hai Magar
Kia Khabar Thi Mujh se Wo Itna Khafa Ho Jaye Ga !!
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- Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai,
Itni Chahat Se Kuch Or Nahi Dekha,
Dekhnay Do Apni Aankhon Mai Hamain,
Muddat Hoi In Aankhon Ne Chand Nahi Dekha,
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- Mohabbaton ka shumaar acha nahi hota!!
Her shakhs pe aitbaar,, acha nahi hota!!
Zindagi mein na ho umeed jiss k milnay ki,,
Umar bhar uss ka intizaar acha nahi hota!!
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- Yun hath pay likh kay naam mera mitaya na karo
aank sach bolti hai raaz chupaya na karo
Teray hathon ki lakeeron pay likha hai naam mera
apna hath auron ko dikaya na karo .
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- Itne bhi haseen khwaab na dikhao mujhe
Ki khwaabon ko to ek din toot jana hai…
Mana ki akhiri saans tak tum sath ho magar..
In saanson ko bhi humse rooth jana hai
Dua Text Messages
- I wish an Angel of Mercy always sits next to U & covers U with gentle wings so tht U walk wrapped in GOD grace,protected & peaceful 4ever (Ameen)
- Dua is the most powerful weapon against troublesThe most effective medicine against illness 'and'The most valuable Gift 2 giveSo i give my Dua always 2u.
- Zindegi K Kisi Lamhy Main
Jab Umeed Ki Roshni KumParny Lagy
To Ghabrana Nahi Yaad Rakhna K Zameen K Kisi Konay Main 2 Hath Tumhary Leye
Hamesha Dua Go Hain.
- ALLAH Kare K Apke RIZK Ki IncomingZAKAT Ki Outgoing Aur KHUSHYAN Increase Ho Jaein.Zindagi Mein NEAKI Ka Recharge Shru Ho Jae,IMAN Ka Accoutn Full Ho Jaee,LIFE Ki Validity Barh Jaee,FAIZ Ka Coverage Sada Milta Rahe,GUNNAH Ka Switch Off Ho Jaee,Aur Sub GUNNAH Delete HO Jae..."AAMEEN"
Funny Urdu Text Messages
- Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?
Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.
- Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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Ik Ye
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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.
- Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!
- TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri.. farak batao.... STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->
- Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..aur kaha k "SURF" de do...
DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha : is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..
PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->
- Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se.................
Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaaye,Kanjoos.
- Shaadi Se Pehle
Ladka:
Darling Tum Nahi To Main Nahi
Or Main Nahi To Tum Nahi
Shaadi Ke Bad
Ladka:
Manhoos ! Aj Ya To Tu Nahi Ya Mai Nahi
- Mareez 2 Doc: Mujhe ajeeb si beemari ho gayi hai, jab bhi meri biwi bolti hai, mujhe kuch sunai nahi deta.Doctor: Beta ye bemari nahi, Khuda ki naimat hai
- Doctor: Aap Meri Teesri Biwi Ki Tarhan Lag Rahi Hain.Aurat: Aap Ki Kitni Biwiyan Hain?.Doctor: Do
- 1st sArdar: yaAR Aj cHand Itna r0shan kYun hAi?2nd sArdar: Aj iS Ki bAtTeRy rEcharge j0 hUi hAi...:~>
- Plumber: Pipe naya laga dia hai 700 bill hogaya,Man: Aray itna to mai engineer ho k b nai kamata hun.Plumber: Mai b nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha.
- Eik pathan apny rakshy k pass khara tha, eik admi ne a kar poocha raja bazar jaho gy pathan: chala to jaho per mery rakshy k pas kon khara ho ga.
Insult Text Messages
- I want 2 tell u 10 things which i know about u.
1. U r very special person with a beautiful heart.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
Bus 1 din mai 1 Mazaq kafi hai. :)
- 1 bar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi
1 larka samne se aya
Dono bilkul pas agayeLarka side pe ho gaya
Larki chali gai.
Moral: Sab tumhari tarah tharki nahi hote.
- Roz Subah Jab Main Apni Ankhain Kholun to,
Khuda Se Yehi Dua Mangun
Milay Har Kisi Ko Dost Ap Jesa
Sirf Muj Per Hi Ye
Azaab kaisa....;-)
- Modern
Obedient
Neatful
Kind
Excellent
Young
Hey!Thats me. Dont b sad ur name is also there, read the 1st LETTER of every word
- Dear Customer!
Your bathing validity for this year is about to expire..Please take a bath on this EiD and get 50% extra freshness.
From:
JAZZ'
Aur Nahao' :-D
Funny Sms
- Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ?
Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ?
Or I need You ?
No ! It's b'coz...I need a person for just time pass
- All human beings have FIVE senses.
Some may have the SIXTH sense,
but my friend ur gifted person,
you have got the SEVENTH sense,
NONSENSE.
- No matter how high the sky is,
how deep d ocean is,
how strong d wind is,
how wide d river is,
I just want to tell YOU...
Its none of ur business!! :)
- Principal: Why Are U Late?Ur Class Mates Came Together On Time ...
Student:Sir , Sheeps AlwaysCome Together But Lion Always Comes ALONE ... ;->
- Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then...I laugh again
- When a man holds a womans hand before marriage,it is love but when he holds it after marriage?........It is Self-Defence!
Two Lines Shayeri Text Messages ( 2)
- Tu usay apni tamanaon ka markaz na bana ,
chand herjai hay har ghar me uter jata hy
- Mere aankhon kay jadu say tum nawaqif ho faraz
Main usay pagal kar dayti hon jis p mujhay pyar aa jaye...
- Chahat ki uss manzil pe ja pohancha hun......
Koi dekhe teri janib mujhe acha nahe lagta.....
- ROOZ aata hay MERE DIL ko Tassalli dene
KHAYAAL-E-YAAR ko MERA Khayal kitna hay…!!!
- mehsoos ker raha hon main jeene ki talkhyaan.
shayad mujhe kisi se mhubat nahi rahi....!
- zikar bewafaon ka raat tha sare mahfil.
jhuk gaya humra sir jub tumhra naam aya
- Yeh Zarori Nahi K Aag se Jal Jaye Bashar,
Baaz Logoun ko muqadar bhi jala dete hain
- Kal Raat Teri yaaDon KaTasaLsuL Thaitna....
K NeenD Aayi tOAankhon ne BuraMaan Lia...
- ye keh ker doob gaya aaj ka aakhri suraj,
k hoo sake to isi shab ko abb sehar kehna
- Kaash K Un k0Aye KhyaalHamari Is BezaarHalat Ka...
W0 L0g J0 ApnaBana K BekhaberSy Rahte Hain...!
- Woh shaks ju kehta tha tere bina zindgi adhuri hay.......
Bichra tu kehne laga tujhe Chorna meri majboori hay.....
Funny Urdu Text Messages
- Aaj ka kam kal per chor do.......Ho sakta hai kal tak us k liye koi machine ejad ho jaye.....
- Karachi main mushtail afrad ne samundar ko aag laga di...!!!!!Lambi Lambi Chor k GEO.
- Arz kya hai...Bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,aur phool khilne se phale,bakri kha gai..
- Socho ager sms recieve karny k paisy lagty to ki hota.? guess.? guess.? aj ap meri waja se road pe bheek mang rahy hoty
- When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is eighteen it is ready for .........National Identity CardHamesha ghalat he sochte ho
- Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hy ??? SoChO ! SoChO ! Aur SoChO ! Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->
- Bari..mushqil se hum app k liye raat ko aasmaan sechannd aur taray tod ker la rahay thaywapsy perShopper phat gaya
- Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tusaal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO
- Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele, Bhai ka khopri buhut tight hai, Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw? Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamun. sender CIRCUIT BHAI
- U R SWEET ASCHOCOLATE.MEETHA ASGULAB JAMUN.RASILA ASRUSGULLA.COOL ASICE CREAM.GOD APKO BURI NAZAR SAY BACHAE!..KAHIN APPKO CHUUNNTAIN NA LAY JAEIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Tum Sab dost meri zindgi ho..or?...........ORLaanat hai aisi zindgi pe..-
- Baap:Itne kum marks..??2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!Beta: Han papa!mein nay to us kameenay mastarka ghar bhi dekh liya hay
- Antar mantar jadu jantar chinko finko tinko shoo shooKuch mahsoos huaNahi na?Jadoogar ne b yeh hi kaha tha k ye jaadu insano per hi aser karta hai
- Na Hawa NaSaya hai!Ahsas Tum Ko abAya Hai!Humein BhiSMS Kar K DekhLo Dost!COMPANY NeYeh Mobile Sirf Tumhary girlFRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.
- Arz kiya hai:Soch samajh ke na ki jis ne shaadi,Usne jeevan bigaar liya.AurSamajh k ki jisne shaadi,Usney bhi kon sa teer maar liya.
One Line Jokes Text Messages
- If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you
- No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
- When money talks, the criminal walks.
- I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
- I don"t suffer from stress. I"m a carrier.
- How come night falls but day breaks?
- I may not be perfect, but I"m all I gotThere are no personal problems which cannot be solved through...
- We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...
- Always remember you"re unique, just like everyone else.
Anniversary Text Messages
- How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married meThank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.
- I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay
- Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.
- That special day is here again The day we took our vows You"re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover.
- I"m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it"s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
- Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding.
- On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love.
- Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary.
- Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary.
- We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary.
Angry Text Messages
- Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna, Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain...bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
- khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.
- Wada kero per nibhana seekho Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna seekho U hi kisi ko intezar na karvao, Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena seekho.
- Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai, Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai, Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi, Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.
- Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gaeHale dil humne sunaya to bura man gaeWo to har roz rulaate the humenHum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.
- Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart
Kiss Text Messages
- TaLk 2 me wHen i"m boReD, kiSS me wHen i"m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i"m sTill Alive...
- U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i"ll kiss ur lips without fear. u"ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever
- A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I"m missing you.
- KISS IS THE KEY OF LOVE.
LOVE IS THE KEY OF MARRIAGE.
MARRIAGE ID THE BOX OF CHILDREN.
CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN.
SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE THE PAKISTAN.
- My love for you grows more with each passing day,The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,Those luscious lips I love to kiss.
- Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don"t get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.
- proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is my duty missing u is my habit kising u is my wish 2gether 4eva my filfilment.
- read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i"ve filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside...
- if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love. thanks god an angel came into my life!
- loving you can only be compared to the sand of an ocean, missing you with the warmth of your skin, baby to me you mean the world, i can"t stand without ur thing, talk without ur lips!!!!So come and kiss me
- If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
- Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?Guess...........AnyGuess........Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti
Ascii Text Messages
Lo Ji Hum Uth Gaye
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("!")
>-(^)-<
^ ^
Good Morning
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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha..latka diya hai ab pahnasi par ..ab tera kia ho ga kalia....?
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U"n me forever.. and ever and ever!
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Chand nzr aya?
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Edhr dykho!
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Nai?
Udhr?
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(")(").chalo theek hai,me ghar pe hon aa k dekhlo.:)
Get Well Soon Text Messages
- Heard that you"re not feeling well. So brought flowers for you to make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon
- May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher? Please tell me even i don"t know.
- May the little flower, laying in gloom, Rise and bloom, Swaying endlessly, this way and that way, Morn to dusk, everyday. Get Well Soon!
- Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead.
- You Mean A lot to me.... and so does your Health and Happiness..... So Here"s a wish to say.... & Take good care of Yourself !
- If wishes were flowers I"d send You A big bunch to say.... Get Well Soon
- You are feeling down and so am i with You not around. Hope you Get Back in the swing of things real soon.
- Heard you were feeling out of a Quack ...... Hope you are up & Splashing Soon.
- I very well know the reason, why u r taking too long to recover, u r realy being nurse-d there. joke a part, but still, wishing u speedy recovery!
Smile Text Messages
- The very best medicine that nature has given to the humanto refresh the body and mind is
SMILE
so take this medicine regularly at the right time :-)
- HUM AAP K ACCOUNT ME ADD KARTE HAIN!!!,“DIL““JAAN““MOHABBAT““KHUSHI““HANSI“JIS KA PIN CODE HAI???AAP KI MUSKURAHAT……
- Only Eyes Speak The Truth,
Neither Mirror Nor The Lips..
The Person Who Cares 4 You,
Can See The Pain In Ur Eyes,
While Every One Else..
Still Believes In Ur Smile..!!
- Hey!! Genius..!!
Yes You…!!
U R SmiLing..
Bcoze i CaLL u Genius..
Aah!! Sometimes We have to Lie JustTo See Ur Sweet SmiLe..
Keep SmiLing..
- Smile is a bird
Who flies Frmface to face..
May ur lipsGive it a better nestso that..It may stay there
ForeverandEverSo..“keep SMILING
- Smile Is The Electricity
& Life Is A Battery. . .
Whenever U Smile, The Battery Gets Charged & a Beautiful Day Is Activated
So Keep SmilingForever & Forever
- Beauty
Is
Power
A
Smile Is
Its Sword
Keep SmiLing
- Only 2 persons r very happy in dis world,
1 is MAD & another is CHILD.
Be a MAD to achieve wt you desire
and be a CHILD to spread smile on faces.
- Sun glows4 a day,
Candle 4 an hour Matchstick 4 a minute,
ButA Good Day can Glow 4eve,
So start ur day with a SMILE on ur Face.
- Ting tong
open the door!
kaun??
hum..
hum kaun?
hum SMS!!
kya chaahiye?
“AAP KE CHEHRE PAR EK PYAARI si SMILE
now, freeze it…
- iT’s A
S”imple”
M”ind Touching”
I”nteractive”
L”ong Lasting”
E”ffect Which Wins The Hearts”
Yes… iT’s Ur SMILE…
So Keep Smiling Always ….
- Sharp is Ur memory,Sweet is Ur name,Deep in my heart,U will always remain,Earth want water,Flower wants dew,I want nothing but a smile from U.
Good Luck Text Messages
- May Allah grant u a sun beam to warm u, moon beam to charm u, an angel so no one can harm u,.....be smile now wish u best of luck.i m not there but my preayers are with u. Good luck& best wishes for ever.....
- Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best
- MAY SADNESS FORGET U...MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...& MAY ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS U......
- Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck
- With my1 Heart...2 eyes...5 litre blood...206 bones...1.2million Red Cells...60 trillion D.N.A."s...I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...
- I Wish 4 " U "Great start 4 MondayNo Obstacles 4 TuesdayNo stress 4 WednesdayNo worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 FridayParty 4 Saturday& Great fun 4 Sunday"Have a beautiful and smart week."
- The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal , success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES
- luck is yours wishes are mine let"s ur future be always shine.Best of Luck
2 Lines Shayeri Text Messages
- Zamany Bhar Nay Loota Hy Faraib-e-Dosti Day Kar,Agar Tum Sath Do maira To Sab Say Dushmni Kar Loon...!
- Ab tu Kaliyun Ke Tabassum SAy Bhi DAr JAta Hon, MusKura KAr Ju bhi mila Woh ZAkham gehra de gaya...!!!
- Mujh ko maLoom Tu nhi, Hussn ki Tareef magar! ,Meri Nazron mE Tu Haseen wo hy, Jo TuM Jaisa Ho ...
- Ishq Ki Raaho Main Do hi Manzilien Hai Faraz !! ,Ya Dil Main Utar Jana, Ya Dil Se Utar Jana !
- Kitne nazuk mizaj hain wo kuch na pochiye...!!,Neind nhi aati unhain dharkan k shor se..!!
- Kitabon se dalail doon ya khud ko samne rakh doon,Wo mujh se pooch betha hai mohabat kis ko kehte hain...
- Wo is anaa mein rehtay hain k hum un ko un se mangein Faraz.....Hum is gharoor mein rehtay hain k hum apni hi cheezein manga nahi kartay........!
- Zamane k sawalon ko Main hans kar taal dun lekin!,Nami ankhon ki kehti hai Mujhe Tum Yaad aate ho....
- "Hum sy poochni hai tou Sitaaron ki baat poocho "Faraz","Khawabon ki baat tou woh karty hein jinhein Neend Aati ho"
- Main kaisy sard hathon sy tumhary gaal chhoota tha..... December me tumhain meri shararat yaad aae gi !!!....
- Tamanna Hy Mere Dil Ki k Main Hon Aur Bas Tum Ho... Ye Wo Hasrat Hy Jis Hasrat Pe Khud Hasrat Ko Hasrat Hy...
- Mere Mayaar Ko Samajhne K LiyeBas Itna Hi Kafi hai...Main Us Ka Hargiz Nahin hotaJo Har Kisi Ka Ho Jaye!
Exams Text Messages
- Ek Student Dusre Se:Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai2nd Student:To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .
- 33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
- College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.
- papers ki roti notes ka achartubelite k kirne questions ki baharteachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar
- Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Send Me Sms
- Finish the Sentence:"I always wanted to tell you that___________"!!!Reply Fast i"m Wating...
- A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall.A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS"ing
- Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har SMS Bhejne Se Pehle...Service Center Wale Call Kar Ke Poochen...Kheriat To Hai...Ae Customer Aaj Tujhe Hua Kya Hai...??
- Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari.
Decent Text Messages
- Your smile is like UFONE--> Its all about U.Your voice is like ZONG--> Say it all.Your love is like TELENNOR--> Expect More.But our relation is like WARID--> We Care.
- When we lose all helps and think its THE END.Allah smiles and said"Its just BEND not THE END"
- SAB HE KO SAB KUCH NAHIN MILTASAMUNDAR KI HAR LEHAR KO SAHIL NAHIN MILTAYEH DIL WALOON KI DUNYA HEY DOSTKISI KO DIL NAHIN MILTA.TO KOI DIL SE NAHI MILTA
- Life is not just waiting for someone who is made for yoU but life is living for someone who lives because of you.
- Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.
- HOLD EVERY PERSON CLOSE TO YOUR HEART,YOU MAY NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE LOST A DIAMOND WHILE YOU WERE TOO BUSY COLLECTING STONES.
- Prayer is a free outgoing call to God.No battery power, no charging, no network problem, no sim card.Always good signal and endless talktime.
- Only the open heart receives LOVEOnly the open mind receivesWISDOMOnly the open hand receivesGIFTSand...Only the CUTE 1"s receiveMESSAGES From ME!
Santa Banta Text Messages
- santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only
- Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.Santa singh : what is he studying ?Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him
- Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.
- Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
- Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
- Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more
- Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
- Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Urdu Poetry Text Messages
- is baar dil ne tujh se milne ki thani haiper mein ne kab kisi ki koi baat mani haiaik shab tere sath nikalna hai raat seek shaam tere sath kisi din manani haiek bhed kholna hai mujhe tere ru baruek baat hai to mein ne tujhi ko batani hai
- Mere pyaar k tu sang sang hayMere sapnon main chahat ka rang hayPyaar kiyaaaaaMain ne dil deya,main ne dil liyaPhali huy chandani hayRaat bhi haseen hayTu jo naheen paas mereKuch bhi naheen hayTuj bin meri suni umang hayMere sansoon main tu mere sang hayGati huy roshni hay pyaar ko jagayeA ja mere meetman tuj ko bulayeAaj sari fazaa jaltarang hayMeri sanson main tu mere sang hayPyaar kiyaaaaaMain ne dil deya,
- Apne Dil ki sun, Afwahoon se kaam na le, Mujhe yaad rakh,beshak mera naam na le, Yeh tera veham hai k bhoola hoon tujhe, Meri koi sans aisi nahi jo tera naam na le
- Mosam Ko Mosam Ki Baharoon Ne Luta,,,Kashti Ko Sahil K Kinaroon Ne Luta,,,Abi Tm To Aik He Qasam Se Derr Gay,,,Humhe Tumari Qasam De De K Hazaroon Ne Luta...!!!
- Kaha Main Nay Kahan Ho Tum????Jawab Aya Jahan Ho Tum...:)Mere Jeevan Say Zaahir HoMere Gham Mein Nihaan Ho Tum....Meri Tou Saari Duniya HoMera Sara Jahan Ho Tum.......Meri Sochon Ka Mehwar HoMera Zor-e-Bayaan Ho Tum......Main Hoon Lafz Muhabbat HoonMagar Meri Zuban Ho Tum…
- Phoolo se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai?Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta hai...tumhare saath guzra hua har lamha yaad rehta hai.
- YA "ELAAHI" AJ YEH "FARMAN" LIKH DE HAR KHUSHI MARE "PIYAR"KE NAME LIKH DEY AGHAR USKI KHUSHI K LIYEH KISI KI "JAAN"JANI HO TO US "JAAN"PEY MERA "NAME"LIKH DEY
Islamic Text Messages
- When Allah completed the creation, He wrote in His book which is with him on his thorne, My Mercy overpowers My Anger
- Thodi Si Ebaadat Bohat Sa Sila Deti HaiGulab Ki Tarha Chehra Khila Deti HaiAllah Ki Yaad Ko Dil Se Jane Na DenaKabhi Kabhi Choti Si Dua Arsh Hila Deti Hai
- IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULATaisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say logbadaltay nahin BAYNAQAB hotay hain( Hazrat ALI a.s )
- Jub meri DUA kabol ho tu mein khush hota hounk is main meri marzi hai aurJub kabol na ho tu mein aur khus hota hounk ye ALLAh ki marzi hai ( Hazrat ALI Karam Allah Wajhu)
- Al-Quran; Whoever desires the reward of this world,then with Allah is the reward of this world and the hereafter; and Allah is Hearing, Seeing.
- Benifits of durood sharif whoever recites durood sharif ten times ALLAH(AZZWAJAL)send one hunderd mercies upon him.
Valentines Day Text Messages
- 48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.5+1 can sit in a Car.3+1 can sit in a auto1+1 can sit in a Bike.Only 1 can sit in my Heart,That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine
- To Give Pleasure ToA Single Heart By ASingle Act Is BetterThan A ThousandHeads Bowing In Prayer
- U r d beat of my heartLover of my soulI’ll never leave U& never wanna U let go
U r d beat of my heartd 1 that make me singd 1 who makes me smile& I never seem to cry
U r d beat of my heartd 1 I really loveDon’t let me out of Ur sightFor I’m yours by heart
Happy Valentine’s Day
- What i need to livehas been given to meby the earth …
Why i need to livehas been given to meby you my valentine !!!
Happy Valentine’s Day
- So Many TimeI Thought I’d NeverFind Sum1 To Love Med Way I Needed 2 BLoved ThenU Came In My Life&Showed MeWh8 True LoveReally Is
Happy Valentine’s Day
Sorry Text Messages
- SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:S->Some,O->One Is,R->Really,R->RememberingY->You…..Have A wonderful day….
- I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.I am sorry i love you,I can’t help it.
- Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye
- As I feel the tear go down my cheek,I notice that my heart is weak,For the love I have for you,Will always be gold and true,I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,But know my love will always last,Even though we are a distance apart,You always have the key to my heart.
- Bhool se koi bhool hui tobhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,bhool se bhi hame na bhulana
Good Night Text Messages
- Starz light stars bright,U r the only star I c tonite,
I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonightGood Night & Sweet dreams
- Take a glass of sugarand put it in your eyesso you will have sweet dreams!
If you want masala dreams,then try chilly powder!
Good nightHave a nice dream.
- MOONhas come to coloryour dreams,STARSto make themmusical and mySMSto give you warmand Peaceful Sleep.Good Night…Sweet Dreams..!
- Just go outsideOrSee through your window
How pleasant scene it is
Just look @ moon & Stars,Feel the cool wind
They all are here toGreet u a sweet night
Good Morning Text Messages
- Value each precious moment...morning brings hope,aft nun brings faith,eve brings love n' nite brings rest...wish u find dem all 2day.HAVE A NICE DAY:-)
- Hi..right now i m coming near to u..in the form of Sunlight.in the form of sweet breze.in the form of gud wishes to greet u a great gud mrng!
- Sun glows for a day,Candle for an hour,Matchstick for a minute, But a good day can glow forever,So start ur day with a smile.Gud Day
- raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia bass itna khena hai gud mrng or kea iss subha main chupi ho bahot khusheya..
- Mornings are reminders that God loves you! You're not just given another day to enjoy, but a chance to right the wrong of yesterday.Have A Nice DAY!!
- Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way.:-)
- Soraj ki pehli kiranDin ka pehla peharPanchion ki pehli chehchahatDhanak ka pehla rangHawa ki dandi sansanahatSubha ka pehla khomar:GOOD MORING" HAVE NICE DAY
- if i could have 1 wish: d only thing i'd wish 4 is 2 be in the form of soap bubbles so i'd flow all over your body! goodmorning 2 u!
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