Na thi jisko hamray pyar ki kadar
Itefak say usi ko chah rahay thay hum
Usi diye nay jalaya hamray hathon ko
Jis ko hawa say bacha rahay thay hum

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*.-- Good Morning --.*
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Hamesha Muskuratay Raho
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In Stars Ki Tarah
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Uss Ko Chaha
To
Mohabbat ki
Samajh Aai...
Warna
Iss Lafz Ki
Sirf
Tareef Suna
Kartay Thay ..!

Toot jatay hain bikhar jatay hain
Kaanch k ghar main muqadar apnay
Ajnabi to sada pyar say miltay hain
Bhool jatay hain to aksar apnay

Jo
Shakhs
Sajdon Main
Rota
Hai

Ussay
Taqdeer Par
Rona
Nahi Parta
(Hazrat Ali)

Some people dont know
How important their presense is
How good it feels 2 have them arround
How comforting their word are
And
How satisfying is the every thougt
that they exist
They wont know , unless v tell them
I m telling u now , U r valued :)

Hum na badlain gey waqt ki ratar k sath
Hum jab bhi milain gey andaz purana he hoga

Har dum karon yaad tujhay duaon main
Tu sada khush rahay mohabbat ki chaon main
Izat ho teri sab ki nigahon main
koi ghum na milay tujhay zindagi ki rahon main

Hum dosti nibhana jantay hain
Zakham chahey jitna hi gehra ho
Hum marham lagana jantay hain
Hum ko bhulanay ki koshish na karna
Kyun kay
Hum galla dabana bhi jantay hain

Sardar math k paper main dance kar raha tha
Kisi nay pocha
Ye kya kar rahay ho sardar ji
Sardar
Yaar meray dost nay kaha tha k
Her step k number hotay hain .

Wife : aji main agar gum ho gai to
tum kya karo gey ?
Husband:
Its the time to disco
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Kon dhunday ga tujh ko
Kabhi na milay tu mujh ko ...

Aaj to bohat khush ho gey aap ?
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Kyun k , barish jo ho rahi hai
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Aur barish main to
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Sabhi
Mendak khush hotay hain [:P]

Sms karnay k fayeday
1- Mobile ko zang nahi lagta
2- Typing improve hoti hai
3- Aap jesa dost khush rahega
4- Contact bana rahay ga
5- Aap ko koi kanjoos nahi kahe ga ...!!!

Mumkin jo agar hota , hum tum ko bhula detay ...
Yaadon ko kafan day kar bay waqt sula detay ...
Tanhai main jee letay , tum ko na saza detay ...
Is dil say teray dil tak , deewar utha detay ...
Mumkin jo agar hota , hum tum ko bhula detay ...

Lady : doctor meray lips pay
infection ho gya hai
Doctor : kiss kitni baar karti ho ?
Laday : saal main aik baar
Doctor : infection nahi "zang" lag gya hai

Doctor : Sardar ji aap k gurday
fail ho gaye hain
Sardar : Ha Ha Ha
Wht a joke
"meray gurday to kabhi school gaye he nahi " ;)

I
am
not decent
I
am
not good
I
am
Stupid
I
am
Mental
I
am
Idiot
Aisa kyun sochte ho
Tum jaisay bhi ho meray dost ho yaar.

Tum say bohat kuch kehna hai magar
Kabhi tum nahi miltay , to kabhi alfaz nahi miltay
Ek nai dunya basana chahta hon magar
Kabhi neend nahi aati to kabhi khwab nahi miltay
Ye dooriyan to mita don main ek pal main magar
Kabhi kadam nahi chaltay to kabhi raaste nahi miltay

Ye kya k har dum kisi ki minatain karna ,
Kya is ko kehtay hain mohabbat karna ,
Jo qismat main hai milay ga wohi,
To kis baat pay phir RAB say shikyat karna ,
Ye pagal pan nahi to or kya hai ,
Zameen k ho kar aasman say baghawat karna,
Bas us ko yaad karna or rona raat bhar,
K kab choray ga ye dil aisi harkatain karna,
Bohat kar chuka pyar ye dil sab say,
Ab koi sikhaye mujh ko bhi naffrat karna .......

1 chuhaa sharab k drum main gira or must ho k nikla
or soi hoi bili k mooh pay dum maar k bola
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Billo Rani kaho to abhi jaan day don .:P

"Good Morning"
"Just 4 U"
"Must 4 U"
"First 4 U"
"Nothing 2 Wish"
"Nothin 2 Say"
"Always b Happy"
"Its my Pray"
* Have A Nice Day *

No special eye to c u ...
no special words 2 say u ...
no special thing to give u ...
But a special gift is always
for u ... and that is
" My Prayers"

Zoq-e-janon ko had say guzar janay do
Wo samaitnay aaye ga humain bikhar janay do
Abhi dastaras main hon to ehsas nahi us ko
ro ro kay pukaray ga humain mar janay do

Do u know boyz left hand or girls right hand
main watch kyun pehantay hain ?
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Guess ?
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Socho
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Simple
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Time dekhnay kay liye .

Wo kya cheez hai jo bivi apnay
husband ko sahi umar nahi deti ?
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Guess?
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Guess?
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Sukoooooooon !!

Uss ka rukh-e-mehtab uss k jazbat choom lon,
Jo bas chalay to uss ki har baat choom lon ,
Choo jaye agar uss k chehray ko barish ki bond,
Wo bond kya , barish kya mosam-e-brsat choom lon,
Aa jaye jo kabhi wo khwab main bhool k agar,
Wo khwab kya , wo neend kya wo raat choom lon,
Mujhay kuch nahi chahiye bas khali hath pay,
Tu rakh day apna hath main wo hath choom lon ...

Fakeer: Baji ALLAH kay naam per
paisay day do
Aurat: sharam nahi ati road per bheek
mangtay ho
Fakeer: To kya teray 1 rupay k liye office
kholon kya ?

Thukra ka mohabbat meri kahan janay ka irada hai
Mujhay zindagi kay kis mor per lanay ka irada hai
Ye jo ab khafa khafa say rehnay lagay ho
Ye pyar ka urooj hai ya chor k janay ka irada hai
Jatay jatay ye to bata jao aay dost
Meray pyar main kami thi ya kisi or say dosti ka irada hai
Meray baad meri yaad aaye to mur k na dekhna ay dost
Kyun k teray baad mera bhi is dunya
ko chor kay jana ka irada hai.

Zabt-e-Ghum is qadar asan nahi 'FARAZ'
Aag hotay hain wo aanso jo piye jate hain.

Jab ghar say jate waqt parho to 70,000 Farishtay
har taraf say aapki hifazat karain gey.
Jab ghar main dakhil hotay waqt parho to aap
kay ghar say mohtaji (ghurbat) dor ho jayegi.
Jab wazoo k baad parho to aap kay 70 darjay buland
Hon gey.
Agar raat ko sotay waqt parho to 1 farishta sari raat
aap ki hifazat karay ga.
Agar farz namaz k baad parho to marnay k baad aap
ka ek paon zameen per or dosra jannat main hoga.
Fwd as Sadqa-e-jariya..

Ek chehra jo meray khawab saja deta hai
Mujh ko meray he khayalon main sada deta hai
Wo mera kon hai maloom nahi hai lekin
Jab bhi milta hai to pehlu main jaga deta hai
Main jon ander say kabhi toot k bikhron
To wohi mujh ko chahnay kay liye haat barha deta hai
Main jo tanha kabhi chupkay say bhi rona chahon
To dil kay darwazay ki zanjeer hila deta hai
Us ki qurbat main hai kya baat najaney yaro
Ek lamhay kay liye sadiyon ko bhula deta hai ...