Gabar : kitnay admi thay ?

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Samba : sarkar 2

Gabar : Mujhay ginti nahi aati ,

2 kitnay hotay hain ?

Samba : sarkat 2 , 1 k baad aata hai

Gabar : aur 2 k pehlay ?

Samba : 2 k pehlay 1 aata hai

Gabar : tou beech main kaun aata hai ?

Samba : koi nahi

Gabar : to phir dono ek sath kyun nahi aatay?

Samba : 1 k baad he 2 aa sakta hai kyun k 2 ,

1 say bara hai

Gabar : 2 , 1 say kitna bara hai ?

Samba : 2 , 1 say 1 bara hai

Gabar : agar 2 , 1 say 1 bara hai to 1 say 1

kitna bara hai ?

Samba : sarkar mujhay goli maar day

Faslon nay dil ki qurbat ko barha diya hai

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Faslon nay dil ki qurbat ko barha diya hai

Aaj us ki yaad nay be-sabab rula diya hai

Us ko shikwa hai k mujhe us ki yaad nahi aati

Hum nay jis ki yaad main khud ko bhula diya hai

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Ek aadmi nay tang aa k kaha

" Is zindagi say to mout achi hai "

Ek dam farishta aaya

Or kehnay laga

Main tuko

Lenay aaya hon

Aadmi : Lo abb insan mazak

bhi nahi kar sakta.

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Hanstay raho aap hazaron k beech main

Jesay hanstay hain phool baharon k beech main

Roshan hon aap dunya main is tarah

Jesay hota hai chand sitaron k beech main