Exams Sms

Exams Text Messages

• Ek Student Dusre Se:Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai2nd Student:To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

• 33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

• College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.

• papers ki roti notes ka achartubelite k kirne questions ki baharteachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

• Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Send Me Sms

Send Me Sms

• Finish the Sentence:"I always wanted to tell you that___________"!!!Reply Fast i"m Wating...

• A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall.A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS"ing

• Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har SMS Bhejne Se Pehle...Service Center Wale Call Kar Ke Poochen...Kheriat To Hai...Ae Customer Aaj Tujhe Hua Kya Hai...??

• Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari.

Decent Sms

Decent Text Messages

• Your smile is like UFONE--> Its all about U.Your voice is like ZONG--> Say it all.Your love is like TELENNOR--> Expect More.But our relation is like WARID--> We Care.

• When we lose all helps and think its THE END.Allah smiles and said"Its just BEND not THE END"

• SAB HE KO SAB KUCH NAHIN MILTASAMUNDAR KI HAR LEHAR KO SAHIL NAHIN MILTAYEH DIL WALOON KI DUNYA HEY DOSTKISI KO DIL NAHIN MILTA.TO KOI DIL SE NAHI MILTA

• Life is not just waiting for someone who is made for yoU but life is living for someone who lives because of you.

• Last night , thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i asked why r u out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place for me.

• HOLD EVERY PERSON CLOSE TO YOUR HEART,YOU MAY NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE LOST A DIAMOND WHILE YOU WERE TOO BUSY COLLECTING STONES.

• Prayer is a free outgoing call to God.No battery power, no charging, no network problem, no sim card.Always good signal and endless talktime.

• Only the open heart receives LOVEOnly the open mind receivesWISDOMOnly the open hand receivesGIFTSand...Only the CUTE 1"s receiveMESSAGES From ME!

Santa Banta Sms

Santa Banta Text Messages

• santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only

• Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.Santa singh : what is he studying ?Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him

• Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.

• Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

• Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

• Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more

• Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

• Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Urdu Poetry Sms

Urdu Poetry Text Messages

• is baar dil ne tujh se milne ki thani haiper mein ne kab kisi ki koi baat mani haiaik shab tere sath nikalna hai raat seek shaam tere sath kisi din manani haiek bhed kholna hai mujhe tere ru baruek baat hai to mein ne tujhi ko batani hai

• Mere pyaar k tu sang sang hayMere sapnon main chahat ka rang hayPyaar kiyaaaaaMain ne dil deya,main ne dil liyaPhali huy chandani hayRaat bhi haseen hayTu jo naheen paas mereKuch bhi naheen hayTuj bin meri suni umang hayMere sansoon main tu mere sang hayGati huy roshni hay pyaar ko jagayeA ja mere meetman tuj ko bulayeAaj sari fazaa jaltarang hayMeri sanson main tu mere sang hayPyaar kiyaaaaaMain ne dil deya,

• Apne Dil ki sun, Afwahoon se kaam na le, Mujhe yaad rakh,beshak mera naam na le, Yeh tera veham hai k bhoola hoon tujhe, Meri koi sans aisi nahi jo tera naam na le

• Mosam Ko Mosam Ki Baharoon Ne Luta,,,Kashti Ko Sahil K Kinaroon Ne Luta,,,Abi Tm To Aik He Qasam Se Derr Gay,,,Humhe Tumari Qasam De De K Hazaroon Ne Luta...!!!

• Kaha Main Nay Kahan Ho Tum????Jawab Aya Jahan Ho Tum...:)Mere Jeevan Say Zaahir HoMere Gham Mein Nihaan Ho Tum....Meri Tou Saari Duniya HoMera Sara Jahan Ho Tum.......Meri Sochon Ka Mehwar HoMera Zor-e-Bayaan Ho Tum......Main Hoon Lafz Muhabbat HoonMagar Meri Zuban Ho Tum…

• Phoolo se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai?Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta hai...tumhare saath guzra hua har lamha yaad rehta hai.

• YA "ELAAHI" AJ YEH "FARMAN" LIKH DE HAR KHUSHI MARE "PIYAR"KE NAME LIKH DEY AGHAR USKI KHUSHI K LIYEH KISI KI "JAAN"JANI HO TO US "JAAN"PEY MERA "NAME"LIKH DEY

Islamic Sms

Islamic Text Messages

• When Allah completed the creation, He wrote in His book which is with him on his thorne, My Mercy overpowers My Anger

• Thodi Si Ebaadat Bohat Sa Sila Deti HaiGulab Ki Tarha Chehra Khila Deti HaiAllah Ki Yaad Ko Dil Se Jane Na DenaKabhi Kabhi Choti Si Dua Arsh Hila Deti Hai

• IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULATaisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say logbadaltay nahin BAYNAQAB hotay hain( Hazrat ALI a.s )

• Jub meri DUA kabol ho tu mein khush hota hounk is main meri marzi hai aurJub kabol na ho tu mein aur khus hota hounk ye ALLAh ki marzi hai ( Hazrat ALI Karam Allah Wajhu)

• Al-Quran; Whoever desires the reward of this world,then with Allah is the reward of this world and the hereafter; and Allah is Hearing, Seeing.

• Benifits of durood sharif whoever recites durood sharif ten times ALLAH(AZZWAJAL)send one hunderd mercies upon him.

Valentines Day Sms

Valentines Day Text Messages

• 48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.5+1 can sit in a Car.3+1 can sit in a auto1+1 can sit in a Bike.Only 1 can sit in my Heart,That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine

• To Give Pleasure ToA Single Heart By ASingle Act Is BetterThan A ThousandHeads Bowing In Prayer

• U r d beat of my heartLover of my soulI’ll never leave U& never wanna U let go
  U r d beat of my heartd 1 that make me singd 1 who makes me smile& I never seem to cry
  U r d beat of my heartd 1 I really loveDon’t let me out of Ur sightFor I’m yours by heart
  Happy Valentine’s Day

• What i need to livehas been given to meby the earth …
  Why i need to livehas been given to meby you my valentine !!!
  Happy Valentine’s Day

• So Many TimeI Thought I’d NeverFind Sum1 To Love Med Way I Needed 2 BLoved ThenU Came In My Life&Showed MeWh8 True LoveReally Is
  Happy Valentine’s Day

Sorry Sms

Sorry Text Messages

• SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:S->Some,O->One Is,R->Really,R->RememberingY->You…..Have A wonderful day….

• I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.I am sorry i love you,I can’t help it.

• Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,
  Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye

• As I feel the tear go down my cheek,I notice that my heart is weak,For the love I have for you,Will always be gold and true,I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,But know my love will always last,Even though we are a distance apart,You always have the key to my heart.

• Bhool se koi bhool hui tobhool samajh kar bhool jana.
  Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,bhool se bhi hame na bhulana

Good Night Sms

Good Night Text Messages

• Starz light stars bright,U r the only star I c tonite,
  I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonightGood Night & Sweet dreams

• Take a glass of sugarand put it in your eyesso you will have sweet dreams!
  If you want masala dreams,then try chilly powder!
  Good nightHave a nice dream.

• MOONhas come to coloryour dreams,STARSto make themmusical and mySMSto give you warmand Peaceful Sleep.Good Night…Sweet Dreams..!

• Just go outsideOrSee through your window
  How pleasant scene it is
  Just look @ moon & Stars,Feel the cool wind
  They all are here toGreet u a sweet night