Santa Banta Text Messages
- santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only
- Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.Santa singh : what is he studying ?Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him
- Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.
- Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
- Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
- Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more
- Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
- Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
