One Line Jokes Text Messages
- If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you
- No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
- When money talks, the criminal walks.
- I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
- I don"t suffer from stress. I"m a carrier.
- How come night falls but day breaks?
- I may not be perfect, but I"m all I gotThere are no personal problems which cannot be solved through...
- We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...
- Always remember you"re unique, just like everyone else.
