Funny Text Messages
- Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate.........I have already donate five litrs.
- Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,, wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there.
- Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
- After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."
- Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!
- what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?1) both are hott2) both look better while going down3) both disappear by night............
- Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!WIFE on hearing this says,it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
- Teacher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
