Funny Text Messages
"Ek Larki Ki Dua"
Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei'n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei'n Dua Doongi
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Biwi Shohar Se"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"Shohar:"Mene Tumhei'n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda Larkio'n Main Koi Dil-chaspi Nahi ..
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Heer : Main Tumhary Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...
Raanjha : Tou MainKon Sa HBL Main Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...
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Aik Boy Se Kisi NePucha:Jawani Aur Budhapay
Me FArq Btao ?
Boy Replied:
Jawani Me Mobile Me
Larkiyon K Numbrz
Hoty Hain Aur
Budhapay Me Doctors K....
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Larki Jan 18 SaLKi Hoti hA t0 usY
Kis Cheez Ki
Zarorat Hoti hA?
Nai Pta?
Kasam Se Nai Pta?
t0 pHir Sun'N.I.C' CarD Ki
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Nikah Ke Waqt Molvi Ne Mehmano Se Pucha
Kisi Ko Iss Shadi Pe Aitraaz To Nahi H?
1 Shakhs Bola:Muje He
Molvi:Tum Chup Raho Tum Doolhe Ho
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"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy
12 Aaney Package
Apne Un "Jazz"
Safeen k Liye Jinho'n Ny 1st October 2008 Sy
Apni "Telenor" Sim Istimal Nahi Ki,
Foran "Warid" Ka 100 Rs
Wala Recharge Kro Aur Sab Keh Do ...
Mazeed Tafsilat K Liye
Apne"Ptcl" Sy Dial Kare'n
0900 78601
Telefun Telefun
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TeACheR: 'KiSSeS'
kO SeNteNce
MeIn Es tArAhIstAmAL kArO K
WoRd bHi nA aEaUr MeAniNg
AjAe?
StudEnT: aj SuBhA
SuBhA BegUm Se BoHAt MuNh MaRi hOi
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BaRaY ZaLiM HaIn eS sHeHeR K LoGPaPpU, , , , , ,
SiM BadAL K KehTaY HaIn PeHcHaN kOn???..
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Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.
Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.
Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar
