Sardar! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay
jis mein haddi nahi hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...:P
1st sardar:I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai...
2nd sardar:Main ja raha hon...
1st sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de....
Sardaar ne ek chotay kad ki larki se shadi ki:
Kisi ne poocha tum ne aisa kyun kia.
Sardar: Meray baap ne kaha k
museebat jinni nikki hovay unna changa.
1st sardar:oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?
Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.
.*"Always"*.
Welcome a New
Day with A
.*"Smile"*.
On Your
.*"Lips"*.
.*"."* Good *"."*.
.*"Thoughts"*.
In Your
.*"."* Mind *"."*.
And You Will
.*"."* Always *"."*.
Have A Wounderful
"*"DAY"*"
:) Good Morning
Kyun chup k mohabbat karte ho ,
Sung chalne ka dam bharte ho ,
Jo shikway gilay hain keh dalo ,
Kyun bat khulne se darte ho ,
Usay bhol jao jo guzar gya ,
Kyun khud se itna larte ho ,
Mujhe bhi khud main shamil kar lo,
Kyun tanha aag main jalte ho,
Befikar ho jao ye jaan lo
Tum meray dil main basate ho ..!!
"LUCKNOW" Me 2 Bachey
Aapas Me Larr Rahe Thy ...
1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane'n Gy Tou Hum
Aap k Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat Pesh Kare'n Gy
2nd: Tou Hum Aap k Rukhsar-e-Mubarak
Pe Aisa Tamaancha Baja Laye'n Gy
k Gaal Gulaab Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne Lagy Ga ..
Husband & Wife Main
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AARAHI HON,
MERA UN SE JHAGRA HO GAYA"
Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ...
Ustad: Agr Mr Tmhre Walid Ko
500Rs Dun
Unko 200 Ki
Zrurt Ho To
Kitne Waps MiLJaenge?
Studnt: 1 bhi Nh
Ustad: Hisab Nahi Janty
Studnt: Ap Mre Bap Ko Nahi Janty :P
Socha tha is bar unko bhol jayen gy.
Dekh kar bhi undekha kar jayen gy.
Par jab jab samne aya chehra unka.
Socha bs ab dekh lein phir bhol jayen gy.
Teacher: Batain
KHUSH FEHMI
Kia Hoti Hay ?
Student: Sir Peeche Dekhain
Miss Ap ko Bula Rhi Hain
Sir Ne Dekha Tou Koi Nhi Tha
Studnt: Sir ye cheezKHUSH FEHMI hay.
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