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Degrees of girls !

Degrees of girls!

B.A

Beautiful Angel

B.E

Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc

Beautiful Structure Contain

B.L

Beautiful Lips

MBA

Marrid But Atractive

MBBS

Much Beautiful But Stupid.

B.Com

Basically Confidence of Mohabbat

B.B.A

Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B

Love 4 Leagal BOy

P.H.D

Perfect Healthy Dream Girl

Puzzle Game !

CONGRATS.

Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.

To play,throw your phone against the wall.

Then assemble the pieces.... :))

Funny Sms

Funny Sms

• Why do U think I SMS u ?

Is it because I care ?

Or I miss u ?

Or I love u ?

Or I need You ?

No ! It's b'coz...I need a person for just time pass

• All human beings have FIVE senses.

Some may have the SIXTH sense,

but my friend ur gifted person,

you have got the SEVENTH sense,

NONSENSE.

• No matter how high the sky is,

how deep d ocean is,

how strong d wind is,

how wide d river is,

I just want to tell YOU...

Its none of ur business!! :)

• Principal: Why Are U Late?Ur Class Mates Came Together On Time ...

Student:Sir , Sheeps AlwaysCome Together But Lion Always Comes ALONE ... ;->

• Our friendship means a lot to me.

U cry i cry.

U laugh i laugh.

U jump out of the window

I look down & then...I laugh again

• When a man holds a womans hand before marriage,it is love but when he holds it after marriage?........It is Self-Defence!

Funny Urdu Sms

Funny Urdu Text Messages

• Aaj ka kam kal per chor do.......Ho sakta hai kal tak us k liye koi machine ejad ho jaye.....

• Karachi main mushtail afrad ne samundar ko aag laga di...!!!!!Lambi Lambi Chor k GEO.

• Arz kya hai...Bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,aur phool khilne se phale,bakri kha gai..

• Socho ager sms recieve karny k paisy lagty to ki hota.? guess.? guess.? aj ap meri waja se road pe bheek mang rahy hoty

• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is eighteen it is ready for .........National Identity CardHamesha ghalat he sochte ho

• Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hy ??? SoChO ! SoChO ! Aur SoChO ! Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->

• Bari..mushqil se hum app k liye raat ko aasmaan sechannd aur taray tod ker la rahay thaywapsy perShopper phat gaya

• Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tusaal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO

• Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele, Bhai ka khopri buhut tight hai, Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw? Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamun. sender CIRCUIT BHAI

• U R SWEET ASCHOCOLATE.MEETHA ASGULAB JAMUN.RASILA ASRUSGULLA.COOL ASICE CREAM.GOD APKO BURI NAZAR SAY BACHAE!..KAHIN APPKO CHUUNNTAIN NA LAY JAEIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Tum Sab dost meri zindgi ho..or?...........ORLaanat hai aisi zindgi pe..-

• Baap:Itne kum marks..??2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!Beta: Han papa!mein nay to us kameenay mastarka ghar bhi dekh liya hay

• Antar mantar jadu jantar chinko finko tinko shoo shooKuch mahsoos huaNahi na?Jadoogar ne b yeh hi kaha tha k ye jaadu insano per hi aser karta hai

• Na Hawa NaSaya hai!Ahsas Tum Ko abAya Hai!Humein BhiSMS Kar K DekhLo Dost!COMPANY NeYeh Mobile Sirf Tumhary girlFRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.

• Arz kiya hai:Soch samajh ke na ki jis ne shaadi,Usne jeevan bigaar liya.AurSamajh k ki jisne shaadi,Usney bhi kon sa teer maar liya.

One Line Jokes Sms

One Line Jokes Text Messages

• If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you

• No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

• When money talks, the criminal walks.

• I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

• I don"t suffer from stress. I"m a carrier.

• How come night falls but day breaks?

• I may not be perfect, but I"m all I gotThere are no personal problems which cannot be solved through...

• We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...

• Always remember you"re unique, just like everyone else.

Funny Sms !

Funny Text Messages

• Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate.........I have already donate five litrs.

• Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,, wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there.

• Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

• After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."

• Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

• what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?1) both are hott2) both look better while going down3) both disappear by night............

• Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!WIFE on hearing this says,it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.

• Teacher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.