Funny Urdu Text Messages
- Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?
Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.
- Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.
- Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!
- TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri.. farak batao.... STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->
- Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..aur kaha k "SURF" de do...
DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha : is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..
PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->
- Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se.................
Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaaye,Kanjoos.
- Shaadi Se Pehle
Ladka:
Darling Tum Nahi To Main Nahi
Or Main Nahi To Tum Nahi
Shaadi Ke Bad
Ladka:
Manhoos ! Aj Ya To Tu Nahi Ya Mai Nahi
- Mareez 2 Doc: Mujhe ajeeb si beemari ho gayi hai, jab bhi meri biwi bolti hai, mujhe kuch sunai nahi deta.Doctor: Beta ye bemari nahi, Khuda ki naimat hai
- Doctor: Aap Meri Teesri Biwi Ki Tarhan Lag Rahi Hain.Aurat: Aap Ki Kitni Biwiyan Hain?.Doctor: Do
- 1st sArdar: yaAR Aj cHand Itna r0shan kYun hAi?2nd sArdar: Aj iS Ki bAtTeRy rEcharge j0 hUi hAi...:~>
- Plumber: Pipe naya laga dia hai 700 bill hogaya,Man: Aray itna to mai engineer ho k b nai kamata hun.Plumber: Mai b nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha.
- Eik pathan apny rakshy k pass khara tha, eik admi ne a kar poocha raja bazar jaho gy pathan: chala to jaho per mery rakshy k pas kon khara ho ga.
