Sardar math k paper main dance kar raha tha
Kisi nay pocha
Ye kya kar rahay ho sardar ji
Sardar
Yaar meray dost nay kaha tha k
Her step k number hotay hain .
Showing posts with label Sardar Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sardar Sms. Show all posts
Doctor : Sardar ji aap k gurday
fail ho gaye hain
Sardar : Ha Ha Ha
Wht a joke
"meray gurday to kabhi school gaye he nahi " ;)
Sardar! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay
jis mein haddi nahi hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...:P
1st sardar:I am going ka kiya matlab hota hai...
2nd sardar:Main ja raha hon...
1st sardar:Main ayse nahi jane donga pehly jawab de....
Sardaar ne ek chotay kad ki larki se shadi ki:
Kisi ne poocha tum ne aisa kyun kia.
Sardar: Meray baap ne kaha k
museebat jinni nikki hovay unna changa.
1st sardar:oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?
Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.
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