Doctor : .... Biwi :

Doctor : Aap k shohar ko mukamal sunkoon ki
zarurat hai
Ye neend ki goliyan hain
Biwi : ye main inhain kis waqt don ?
Doctor : ye aap nay khani hain .

Jantay Ho ?

Jantay ho



raat main


sab say ziada



mazza



kab aata hai ?




jab kisi sotay hoay ko jata kar pocha jaye



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Array so rahay ho kia ?

Breaking News

*Breaking News*
ab aap is sms k zarye
apnay mobile per 'star one'
bilkul free dekh sakte hain
wo b 24 hours

*1

Gabar : kitnay admi thay ?

Gabar : kitnay admi thay ?

Samba : sarkar 2

Gabar : Mujhay ginti nahi aati ,

2 kitnay hotay hain ?

Samba : sarkat 2 , 1 k baad aata hai

Gabar : aur 2 k pehlay ?

Samba : 2 k pehlay 1 aata hai

Gabar : tou beech main kaun aata hai ?

Samba : koi nahi

Gabar : to phir dono ek sath kyun nahi aatay?

Samba : 1 k baad he 2 aa sakta hai kyun k 2 ,

1 say bara hai

Gabar : 2 , 1 say kitna bara hai ?

Samba : 2 , 1 say 1 bara hai

Gabar : agar 2 , 1 say 1 bara hai to 1 say 1

kitna bara hai ?

Samba : sarkar mujhay goli maar day

Lo abb insan mazak b nahi kar satka

Ek aadmi nay tang aa k kaha

" Is zindagi say to mout achi hai "

Ek dam farishta aaya

Or kehnay laga

Main tuko

Lenay aaya hon

Aadmi : Lo abb insan mazak

bhi nahi kar sakta.

Hum dosti nibhana jantay hain

Hum dosti nibhana jantay hain

Zakham chahey jitna hi gehra ho

Hum marham lagana jantay hain

Hum ko bhulanay ki koshish na karna

Kyun kay

Hum galla dabana bhi jantay hain

Wife : agar main gum ho gaye

Wife : aji main agar gum ho gai to

tum kya karo gey ?

Husband:

Its the time to disco

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Kon dhunday ga tujh ko

Kabhi na milay tu mujh ko ...

Aaj to bohat khush ho gey aap ?

Aaj to bohat khush ho gey aap ?

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Kyun k , barish jo ho rahi hai

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Aur barish main to

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Sabhi

Mendak khush hotay hain [:P]

Lips pay infection

Lady : doctor meray lips pay

infection ho gya hai

Doctor : kiss kitni baar karti ho ?

Laday : saal main aik baar

Doctor : infection nahi "zang" lag gya hai

I am not decent

I

am

not decent

I

am

not good

I

am

Stupid

I

am

Mental

I

am

Idiot

Aisa kyun sochte ho

Tum jaisay bhi ho meray dost ho yaar.

1 chuhaa

1 chuhaa sharab k drum main gira or must ho k nikla

or soi hoi bili k mooh pay dum maar k bola

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Billo Rani kaho to abhi jaan day don .:P

Do u Know

Do u know boyz left hand or girls right hand

main watch kyun pehantay hain ?

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Guess ?

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Socho

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Simple

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Time dekhnay kay liye .

Wo kya cheez hai ?

Wo kya cheez hai jo bivi apnay

husband ko sahi umar nahi deti ?

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Guess?

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Guess?

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Sukoooooooon !!

Fakeer road per

Fakeer: Baji ALLAH kay naam per

paisay day do

Aurat: sharam nahi ati road per bheek

mangtay ho

Fakeer: To kya teray 1 rupay k liye office

kholon kya ?

Aaj ki khas khabrain

Good Morning ...

Aaj ki khas khabron k sath

main hon aap ka dost .... ;)

Sab say pehlay Headlines:

I am missing u alot

&

Have a nice day

Aur abb tafseel:

Aaj bhi rozana ki tarah sms

ki barish jari rahay gi

Call anay ka bhi imkan hai

miss call ka badal bhi kafi mobile

per chaye rahain gay

pur din baar baar vibration k jhatkay bhi

lagtay rahin gey

Mazeed khabron k liye dekhte rahain

"Sms News"

Bhoot Ho Kia ?

Lab sil jatay hain jab tum samnay

aatay ho ,

Dil dharkta hai jab nazrein milatay ho ,

Saans ruk jati hai jab muskuraty ho,

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Bhoot ho kia ?

Itna Kyun Daratay Ho ...??

Funny Sms !

"LUCKNOW" Me 2 Bachey

Aapas Me Larr Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:

Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap

Humari Baat Nhi Mane'n Gy Tou Hum

Aap k Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan

Me Ghustakhana Kalmat Pesh Kare'n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k Rukhsar-e-Mubarak

Pe Aisa Tamaancha Baja Laye'n Gy

k Gaal Gulaab Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne Lagy Ga ..

Jhagra

Husband & Wife Main

Jhagra Hua Tou Wife

Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone Kia:

"MAIN AAP K HAAN AARAHI HON,

MERA UN SE JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:

"USAY APNE KIYE KI

SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,

TUM WAHIN THEHRO

MAIN TUMHARY HAAN

AA RAHI HOON ...

Hisab

Ustad: Agr Mr Tmhre Walid Ko

500Rs Dun

Unko 200 Ki

Zrurt Ho To

Kitne Waps MiLJaenge?

Studnt: 1 bhi Nh

Ustad: Hisab Nahi Janty

Studnt: Ap Mre Bap Ko Nahi Janty :P

Khush Fehmi

Teacher: Batain

KHUSH FEHMI

Kia Hoti Hay ?

Student: Sir Peeche Dekhain

Miss Ap ko Bula Rhi Hain

Sir Ne Dekha Tou Koi Nhi Tha

Studnt: Sir ye cheezKHUSH FEHMI hay.