Best Shayeri Of Ahmed Faraz !!

Faraz Shayeri

Chahon to ek nigah main khareed lon usko "Faraz"

jis ko naaz hai bohat kay bikta nahi hon main ...

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kabhi socha he nahin apni zaat k mutallik "FARAZ"....

socha hota to aj hum yoon tanha na hotey...!

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Jab Wo Mujh Sey Chuph Kar Roi Tou Yeh Baat Khulli "Faraz"

Kehney Ko Hum Aik Hain Laikin Dukh Apna Apna Hai........!

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Parde to Hosh Walon se Kiye jate hain "FARAZ"

Be-Naqaab Chale aao...Hum Nashe Main hain..!

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Apni naakami ka ik yeh bhi sabeb hy "Faraz"

Cheez jo maanghty hain sub sy juda maanghty hain

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Kuch is liye bhi tum say mohabbat hay mujh ko "Faraz"...

mera to koi nahi hay, tumhara to koi ho..

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Mujh say kehti hay teray sath rahungi sada "Faraz"

bohat pyar karti hay muhj say udasi meri....

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Uss k hath mein tootay hue sheeshay ki tarah hon "Faraz"

Itna hi bohat hay k woh bikharne nahi deta

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KiTne gharuR mEin hain w0h mUjhe Tanha ch0r k "Faraz"

Unhain maluM nahi mere aansU mujhe Tanha h0ne Nahi detay..

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Barishain Hoti Hi Jati Hain Mere Shehar Main "Faraz"

Kabhi Dhoop Niklay Tou Apne Aansu Hi Sukha Loon.. !!

Funny Sms

Funny Text Messages

"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

Qasam Sy Hr Larke

Ko Bhula Doon Gi

Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei'n

Jala Doon Gi

Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge

Is Di Mein Balance Dalwa Do

Tumhei'n Dua Doongi

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Biwi Shohar Se"Tum Shaadi k Baad

Badal Gaye Ho !"Shohar:"Mene Tumhei'n Pehly

Hi Bata Dia Tha k

Mujhy Shaadi Shuda Larkio'n Main Koi Dil-chaspi Nahi ..

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Heer : Main Tumhary Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...

Raanjha : Tou MainKon Sa HBL Main Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...

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Aik Boy Se Kisi NePucha:Jawani Aur Budhapay

Me FArq Btao ?

Boy Replied:

Jawani Me Mobile Me

Larkiyon K Numbrz

Hoty Hain Aur

Budhapay Me Doctors K....

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Larki Jan 18 SaLKi Hoti hA t0 usY

Kis Cheez Ki

Zarorat Hoti hA?

Nai Pta?

Kasam Se Nai Pta?

t0 pHir Sun'N.I.C' CarD Ki

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Nikah Ke Waqt Molvi Ne Mehmano Se Pucha

Kisi Ko Iss Shadi Pe Aitraaz To Nahi H?

1 Shakhs Bola:Muje He

Molvi:Tum Chup Raho Tum Doolhe Ho

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"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy

12 Aaney Package

Apne Un "Jazz"

Safeen k Liye Jinho'n Ny 1st October 2008 Sy

Apni "Telenor" Sim Istimal Nahi Ki,

Foran "Warid" Ka 100 Rs

Wala Recharge Kro Aur Sab Keh Do ...

Mazeed Tafsilat K Liye

Apne"Ptcl" Sy Dial Kare'n

0900 78601

Telefun Telefun

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TeACheR: 'KiSSeS'

kO SeNteNce

MeIn Es tArAhIstAmAL kArO K

WoRd bHi nA aEaUr MeAniNg

AjAe?

StudEnT: aj SuBhA

SuBhA BegUm Se BoHAt MuNh MaRi hOi

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BaRaY ZaLiM HaIn eS sHeHeR K LoGPaPpU, , , , , ,

SiM BadAL K KehTaY HaIn PeHcHaN kOn???..

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Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar

Shayeri Sms

Shayeri Text Messages

• Teri Hasti se Teri Zaa tse Khushbu Aaye,,,

Tu Jo Boly ToU Teri Baat se Khushbu Aaye,,,

Tujhko Dekhon To Meri Aankh Mehak Sii Jaye,,,

Tujhko Sochon To Khyalaat Se Khushbu Aae,,,

Tu Chambeli Hai,,,Nargis Hai,,,K Raat ki Rani,,,

Tujhko Chuloo To MaryHaath Se Khushbu Aaye.

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• Aaj Tak Jo HUM TUM Se Keh Na Sake

Aaj WAZAHAT SeIQRAR Kerte Hyn

Jisey Tum ROZ DekhtyHo AAENEY Mein

Us Se HUM Be-Panah PYAAR Kerty Hyn ...

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• Mausam badalte hain rut guzar jaane se,

pyar badalta nahi mausam ke jaane se,

dharkan ban ke rehti hai wafa dil main,

fasale kum hote hani dilon ke mil jaane se

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• Sab kuch hotay hoey bhi ek teri kami si hai

dil main hai khushi lekin aankhon main nami si hai

dil ki baat ko zubaan pay la kar aaj ye jatlaon ga

teray baghair meri zindagi adhori si hai

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• kitni wabasta hai taskeen tere naam k sath

neend kanton pe bhi aa jati hai aaram k sath

aur jis nam se berh jati hai betabiye dil

dil ko taskeen bhi hoti hai usi nam k sath

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• Kitni Sachai Se Zindagi Ne Keh Dia

Tu nahi Mera To Koi Aur Ho Jaye Ga

Rooth Jana To Mohabbat Ki Alaamat Hai Magar

Kia Khabar Thi Mujh se Wo Itna Khafa Ho Jaye Ga !!

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• Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai,

Itni Chahat Se Kuch Or Nahi Dekha,

Dekhnay Do Apni Aankhon Mai Hamain,

Muddat Hoi In Aankhon Ne Chand Nahi Dekha,

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• Mohabbaton ka shumaar acha nahi hota!!

Her shakhs pe aitbaar,, acha nahi hota!!

Zindagi mein na ho umeed jiss k milnay ki,,

Umar bhar uss ka intizaar acha nahi hota!!

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• Yun hath pay likh kay naam mera mitaya na karo

aank sach bolti hai raaz chupaya na karo

Teray hathon ki lakeeron pay likha hai naam mera

apna hath auron ko dikaya na karo .

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• Itne bhi haseen khwaab na dikhao mujhe

Ki khwaabon ko to ek din toot jana hai…

Mana ki akhiri saans tak tum sath ho magar..

In saanson ko bhi humse rooth jana hai

Dua Sms

Dua Text Messages

• I wish an Angel of Mercy always sits next to U & covers U with gentle wings so tht U walk wrapped in GOD grace,protected & peaceful 4ever (Ameen)

• Dua is the most powerful weapon against troublesThe most effective medicine against illness 'and'The most valuable Gift 2 giveSo i give my Dua always 2u.

• Zindegi K Kisi Lamhy Main

Jab Umeed Ki Roshni KumParny Lagy

To Ghabrana Nahi Yaad Rakhna K Zameen K Kisi Konay Main 2 Hath Tumhary Leye

Hamesha Dua Go Hain.

• ALLAH Kare K Apke RIZK Ki IncomingZAKAT Ki Outgoing Aur KHUSHYAN Increase Ho Jaein.Zindagi Mein NEAKI Ka Recharge Shru Ho Jae,IMAN Ka Accoutn Full Ho Jaee,LIFE Ki Validity Barh Jaee,FAIZ Ka Coverage Sada Milta Rahe,GUNNAH Ka Switch Off Ho Jaee,Aur Sub GUNNAH Delete HO Jae..."AAMEEN"

Funny Urdu Sms

Funny Urdu Text Messages

• Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?

Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.

• Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.

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Ik Ye

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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.

• Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!

Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!

• TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri.. farak batao.... STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->

• Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..aur kaha k "SURF" de do...

DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha : is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..

PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->

• Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se.................

Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaaye,Kanjoos.

• Shaadi Se Pehle

Ladka:

Darling Tum Nahi To Main Nahi

Or Main Nahi To Tum Nahi

Shaadi Ke Bad

Ladka:

Manhoos ! Aj Ya To Tu Nahi Ya Mai Nahi

• Mareez 2 Doc: Mujhe ajeeb si beemari ho gayi hai, jab bhi meri biwi bolti hai, mujhe kuch sunai nahi deta.Doctor: Beta ye bemari nahi, Khuda ki naimat hai

• Doctor: Aap Meri Teesri Biwi Ki Tarhan Lag Rahi Hain.Aurat: Aap Ki Kitni Biwiyan Hain?.Doctor: Do

• 1st sArdar: yaAR Aj cHand Itna r0shan kYun hAi?2nd sArdar: Aj iS Ki bAtTeRy rEcharge j0 hUi hAi...:~>

• Plumber: Pipe naya laga dia hai 700 bill hogaya,Man: Aray itna to mai engineer ho k b nai kamata hun.Plumber: Mai b nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha.

• Eik pathan apny rakshy k pass khara tha, eik admi ne a kar poocha raja bazar jaho gy pathan: chala to jaho per mery rakshy k pas kon khara ho ga.

Insult Sms

Insult Text Messages

• I want 2 tell u 10 things which i know about u.

1. U r very special person with a beautiful heart.

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Bus 1 din mai 1 Mazaq kafi hai. :)

• 1 bar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi

1 larka samne se aya

Dono bilkul pas agayeLarka side pe ho gaya

Larki chali gai.

Moral: Sab tumhari tarah tharki nahi hote.

• Roz Subah Jab Main Apni Ankhain Kholun to,

Khuda Se Yehi Dua Mangun

Milay Har Kisi Ko Dost Ap Jesa

Sirf Muj Per Hi Ye

Azaab kaisa....;-)

• Modern

Obedient

Neatful

Kind

Excellent

Young

Hey!Thats me. Dont b sad ur name is also there, read the 1st LETTER of every word

• Dear Customer!

Your bathing validity for this year is about to expire..Please take a bath on this EiD and get 50% extra freshness.

From:

JAZZ'

Aur Nahao' :-D

Funny Sms

Funny Sms

• Why do U think I SMS u ?

Is it because I care ?

Or I miss u ?

Or I love u ?

Or I need You ?

No ! It's b'coz...I need a person for just time pass

• All human beings have FIVE senses.

Some may have the SIXTH sense,

but my friend ur gifted person,

you have got the SEVENTH sense,

NONSENSE.

• No matter how high the sky is,

how deep d ocean is,

how strong d wind is,

how wide d river is,

I just want to tell YOU...

Its none of ur business!! :)

• Principal: Why Are U Late?Ur Class Mates Came Together On Time ...

Student:Sir , Sheeps AlwaysCome Together But Lion Always Comes ALONE ... ;->

• Our friendship means a lot to me.

U cry i cry.

U laugh i laugh.

U jump out of the window

I look down & then...I laugh again

• When a man holds a womans hand before marriage,it is love but when he holds it after marriage?........It is Self-Defence!

Two Lines Syaheri Sms ( 2 )

Two Lines Shayeri Text Messages ( 2)

• Tu usay apni tamanaon ka markaz na bana ,

chand herjai hay har ghar me uter jata hy

• Mere aankhon kay jadu say tum nawaqif ho faraz

Main usay pagal kar dayti hon jis p mujhay pyar aa jaye...

• Chahat ki uss manzil pe ja pohancha hun......

Koi dekhe teri janib mujhe acha nahe lagta.....

• ROOZ aata hay MERE DIL ko Tassalli dene

KHAYAAL-E-YAAR ko MERA Khayal kitna hay…!!!

• mehsoos ker raha hon main jeene ki talkhyaan.

shayad mujhe kisi se mhubat nahi rahi....!

• zikar bewafaon ka raat tha sare mahfil.

jhuk gaya humra sir jub tumhra naam aya

• Yeh Zarori Nahi K Aag se Jal Jaye Bashar,

Baaz Logoun ko muqadar bhi jala dete hain

• Kal Raat Teri yaaDon KaTasaLsuL Thaitna....

K NeenD Aayi tOAankhon ne BuraMaan Lia...

• ye keh ker doob gaya aaj ka aakhri suraj,

k hoo sake to isi shab ko abb sehar kehna

• Kaash K Un k0Aye KhyaalHamari Is BezaarHalat Ka...

W0 L0g J0 ApnaBana K BekhaberSy Rahte Hain...!

• Woh shaks ju kehta tha tere bina zindgi adhuri hay.......

Bichra tu kehne laga tujhe Chorna meri majboori hay.....