Funny Sms
- Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ?
Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ?
Or I need You ?
No ! It's b'coz...I need a person for just time pass
- All human beings have FIVE senses.
Some may have the SIXTH sense,
but my friend ur gifted person,
you have got the SEVENTH sense,
NONSENSE.
- No matter how high the sky is,
how deep d ocean is,
how strong d wind is,
how wide d river is,
I just want to tell YOU...
Its none of ur business!! :)
- Principal: Why Are U Late?Ur Class Mates Came Together On Time ...
Student:Sir , Sheeps AlwaysCome Together But Lion Always Comes ALONE ... ;->
- Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then...I laugh again
- When a man holds a womans hand before marriage,it is love but when he holds it after marriage?........It is Self-Defence!