Insult Text Messages



  • I want 2 tell u 10 things which i know about u.

1. U r very special person with a beautiful heart.

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Bus 1 din mai 1 Mazaq kafi hai. :)



  • 1 bar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi

1 larka samne se aya

Dono bilkul pas agayeLarka side pe ho gaya

Larki chali gai.

Moral: Sab tumhari tarah tharki nahi hote.



  • Roz Subah Jab Main Apni Ankhain Kholun to,

Khuda Se Yehi Dua Mangun

Milay Har Kisi Ko Dost Ap Jesa

Sirf Muj Per Hi Ye

Azaab kaisa....;-)



  • Modern

Obedient

Neatful

Kind

Excellent

Young

Hey!Thats me. Dont b sad ur name is also there, read the 1st LETTER of every word




  • Dear Customer!

Your bathing validity for this year is about to expire..Please take a bath on this EiD and get 50% extra freshness.

From:

JAZZ'

Aur Nahao' :-D