Funny Urdu Sms

Funny Urdu Text Messages

• Aaj ka kam kal per chor do.......Ho sakta hai kal tak us k liye koi machine ejad ho jaye.....

• Karachi main mushtail afrad ne samundar ko aag laga di...!!!!!Lambi Lambi Chor k GEO.

• Arz kya hai...Bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,aur phool khilne se phale,bakri kha gai..

• Socho ager sms recieve karny k paisy lagty to ki hota.? guess.? guess.? aj ap meri waja se road pe bheek mang rahy hoty

• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is eighteen it is ready for .........National Identity CardHamesha ghalat he sochte ho

• Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hy ??? SoChO ! SoChO ! Aur SoChO ! Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->

• Bari..mushqil se hum app k liye raat ko aasmaan sechannd aur taray tod ker la rahay thaywapsy perShopper phat gaya

• Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tusaal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO

• Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele, Bhai ka khopri buhut tight hai, Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw? Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamun. sender CIRCUIT BHAI

• U R SWEET ASCHOCOLATE.MEETHA ASGULAB JAMUN.RASILA ASRUSGULLA.COOL ASICE CREAM.GOD APKO BURI NAZAR SAY BACHAE!..KAHIN APPKO CHUUNNTAIN NA LAY JAEIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Tum Sab dost meri zindgi ho..or?...........ORLaanat hai aisi zindgi pe..-

• Baap:Itne kum marks..??2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!Beta: Han papa!mein nay to us kameenay mastarka ghar bhi dekh liya hay

• Antar mantar jadu jantar chinko finko tinko shoo shooKuch mahsoos huaNahi na?Jadoogar ne b yeh hi kaha tha k ye jaadu insano per hi aser karta hai

• Na Hawa NaSaya hai!Ahsas Tum Ko abAya Hai!Humein BhiSMS Kar K DekhLo Dost!COMPANY NeYeh Mobile Sirf Tumhary girlFRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.

• Arz kiya hai:Soch samajh ke na ki jis ne shaadi,Usne jeevan bigaar liya.AurSamajh k ki jisne shaadi,Usney bhi kon sa teer maar liya.

One Line Jokes Sms

One Line Jokes Text Messages

• If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you

• No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

• When money talks, the criminal walks.

• I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

• I don"t suffer from stress. I"m a carrier.

• How come night falls but day breaks?

• I may not be perfect, but I"m all I gotThere are no personal problems which cannot be solved through...

• We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...

• Always remember you"re unique, just like everyone else.

Anniversary Sms

Anniversary Text Messages

• How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married meThank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.

• I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay

• Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

• That special day is here again The day we took our vows You"re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover.

• I"m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it"s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

• Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding.

• On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love.

• Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary.

• Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary.

• We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary.

Angry Sms

Angry Text Messages

• Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna, Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain...bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

• khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.

• Wada kero per nibhana seekho Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna seekho U hi kisi ko intezar na karvao, Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena seekho.

• Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai, Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai, Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi, Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

• Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gaeHale dil humne sunaya to bura man gaeWo to har roz rulaate the humenHum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.

• Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart