Husband & Wife Main
Jhagra Hua Tou Wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AARAHI HON,
MERA UN SE JHAGRA HO GAYA"
Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ...

Hisab

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Ustad: Agr Mr Tmhre Walid Ko
500Rs Dun
Unko 200 Ki
Zrurt Ho To
Kitne Waps MiLJaenge?
Studnt: 1 bhi Nh
Ustad: Hisab Nahi Janty
Studnt: Ap Mre Bap Ko Nahi Janty :P

Socha tha is bar unko bhol jayen gy.
Dekh kar bhi undekha kar jayen gy.
Par jab jab samne aya chehra unka.
Socha bs ab dekh lein phir bhol jayen gy.

Teacher: Batain
KHUSH FEHMI
Kia Hoti Hay ?
Student: Sir Peeche Dekhain
Miss Ap ko Bula Rhi Hain
Sir Ne Dekha Tou Koi Nhi Tha
Studnt: Sir ye cheezKHUSH FEHMI hay.